Buff Dog

Blow job

While doing a warm-up stretch on the field...

Me: I got a Buff Dog BEFORE I went to baseball practice cuz my bitch doesnt like salty nuts bro.

You: Dude, Im gonna get me a Buff Dog after I shower so I can go to sleep.

Joe: My bitch doesn't know what a Buff Dog is, DAMN.

by Sheddy May 11, 2009

Buff Brick

A nicely built man w/a body of a Goddess and the brains of a brick.

a:That guy over there is FINE!!

b: Leave that one alone girl he's a Buff Brick, he will not be able to help the kids with their homework.

by TBirdHBG July 20, 2009

Buff Marks

Buff Marks Are The Marks You Get On Your Biceps, When You Get Extremely Buff, And Then Go A Few Days Without Working Out.... Resulting In "Buff Marks" Being Visible On You Biceps

Damn Nigga I Got Some Stretch Marks On My Biceps.... " Nah Nigga, Them Buff Marks!!!"

by FireBuff November 17, 2009

buff piece

to suck dick

Guy 1: Yo would you buff piece for 3 mil ?
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Suckin dick
Guy 2: Oh .. hell yeah i'd buff piece for 3 mil, most money i'd make in my life nigga!

by OMGfuckingbored December 29, 2009

Buff Fellow Mozzarella

See Jism

Oh great, now my face is covered in your buff fellow mozzarella

by worldoflard July 21, 2011

Buff-A-Ho

a girl from buffalo that sleeps with evreyone, including girls. she also steals your boyfriend and is a bitch.

did you hear about that buff-a-ho? she slept with every guy at the party last night and i think that one dudes girlfriend...

by littlecutebunnygirl January 3, 2012

brofficiency

The act of consuming one's own semen in order to maximize brotein intake.

Brotein Protein Douche Swoll

Yeah bro I've really been loading up this week. I started my brofficiency cycle, I'm slamming brotein shakes!

by Crackmage44 June 20, 2016