by Ghetto Maestro December 2, 2019
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friend: “ow is the depression controlling ur life”
me: “yeh bro it is”
friend: “ow is the depression controlling ur life”
me: “yeh bro it is”
by lil goth angel December 3, 2019
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Get the Meaty mug.Political officials are notorious for their vague word-choices, evasive answers, waffling behavior, etc. when faced with embarrassing/controversial questions or conflict-of-interest situations; too bad they are very seldom convicted of said mistymeanors.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
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Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
Get the Mestizo Boner mug.A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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by skar1401 March 12, 2020
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