merch

commercial "merch" grade marijuana.. just pot.. not Kind Bud Or Cronic

it was just merch but i passed it off as cronic

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.

1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them

by Alanco December 31, 2020

mercenary

The coolest job in the world.

Mercenary: I get to kill you for money.
N.K. dude: Im so ronry...

by Dirty Ape September 15, 2005

mercer island

An astonishing and fairly plentiful city filled with beautiful, educated WHITE people, and good grammar.

Mercer Island residents know how to spell, unlike the clearly uneducated nigger that wrote the definition above this. Let me put this in terms you will understand. If you do not like Mercer Island, "then keep its name out of your mouth and we can keep it the same." - Dr. Dre

by Sly (EMW) April 26, 2006

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

Merchanted

A specialised term used in the game of cricket when one team attains a moral victory over the succesful opposition. In that the game was lost but a moral victory can be taken away from the game.

Winning on a first innings and then being embarrassed in the second innings, Albany Creek were Merchanted

by Norman August 8, 2004

mercgut

a gut that changes shape often; e.g. when person has a gut, loses it, and gains it back again; dervived from mercurial gut

What's with you? First you have a shitgut, then you go to the gym and get a ripgut, and now you're fat again. When is that mercgut gonna calm down?

by ShitgutSal March 23, 2004