New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment

"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"

by Four Square January 16, 2024

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

Thirsty hampster

Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster

Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.

by Willis motha f-in T February 21, 2024

thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.

I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.

by MrDavch February 25, 2024

Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof

The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster

by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024

New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one

yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026