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eat his hat

A metaphor for wanting to make out/sleep with someone of an attractive nature.
Anette: Oh baby look at him.

Amber: Oh yah I'd totally eat HIS hat.
eat his hat by AmberBagosis January 26, 2006
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eat up his weight in groceries 

From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.
(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses

eat fresh 

when a girl gives you oral sex while your penis is in a hot dog bun (preferably from subway)
damn, that girl sure is slutty, heard she eat fresh everyday behind the school
eat fresh by tupac6969 November 4, 2007

eat cheese on 

where u stick a slice of cheese in a ass and eat it
eat cheese on by jhkjh September 30, 2006

Eat fritos 

Verb: To pleasure oneself sexually.
"Erik, stop eating fritos and talk to me."
Eat fritos by avjowar January 16, 2003

Eat my donut 

The act of consuming ones anus. An act of sheer flexibility.
The other day during yoga, I got to eat my donut.
Eat my donut by Peaches Brother September 5, 2013