Chunce

A mixture of the words "nonce" and "chode"
Often used as the highest form of insult between a group of friends

A guy: I've got an Irish passport
Everyone: Shut the f*ck up you chunce

by CrunchyFrogCremeEgg July 5, 2016

tribal council

When a group of five or more people sit in a circle to smoke marijuana.

Let's have tribal council tonight in the jungle.

by Wyatt Hollablaze May 23, 2007

Crunch Muncher

Another word for a lesbian

Wow, look at that crunch muncher go!

by Captian parrot stalker December 15, 2004

crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

crunchy

when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about

ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch

by resa7496 November 22, 2015

The Crunch

when you're SO drunk that you pass out, throw up and generally get yourself into a mess. This is called going to the crunch. The crunch is the imaginary place where all this stuff happens.

dude, clare was so wasted last night, she got a one way tiket to the crunch

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

chunch

Pussy, Vagina, Twat, Box, Cunt

I want some chunch!

by ck September 9, 2003