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crunchy almond mom
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A
mom
who believes that vaccines cause
autism
, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic"
food
.
"She bought an entire
case
of organic
water
, what a crunchy almond
mom
"
crunchy almond mom
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May 1, 2023
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