To 'cheat' on someone you are holding an online conversation with by having other computer related distractions be prioritized over them. Distractions can range from Youtube to programs that require fullscreen to Porn. A very forgivable act.
E-Cheater: Sorry I hate to E-Cheat on you, but this video was sooo funny!
E-Cheat Victim: It's ok, I have been masturbating the entire time.
E-Cheat Victim: It's ok, I have been masturbating the entire time.
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.
My girlfriend?
She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.
> > > She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the! wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really
want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!! :P
Cheater
My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.
My girlfriend?
She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.
> > > She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the! wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really
want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!! :P
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Get the Uncle Chester mug.(chest-b'o'-ner) n. 1. An erection usually found near or around the prominent upper chest of a human aged from 5-40 years of age. 2. An insult expressing ones inferior masculinity complex and their means of coping. Their appearance is hostile and defensive, and they constantly try to prove their masculinity and act as though they wear their "boner" on their chest. 3. Any negative situation or person. When used in play it is harmless and inoffensive.
"Did you see that jock tryin' to look manly? He was being such a chestboner."
"In an attempt to impress a girl, the effeminate 17-year-old boy puffed out his chest, put a bundled-up sock in his underpants, and proceded to insult her current boyfriend. What a chestboner."
"In an attempt to impress a girl, the effeminate 17-year-old boy puffed out his chest, put a bundled-up sock in his underpants, and proceded to insult her current boyfriend. What a chestboner."
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