Champ

The thinkers and dreamers who become drunken singers. The ones that laugh at life and know they will never be right.

"Ahhh dude, you puked on your girlfriend's lap... you're a champ!"

by showmethepath May 6, 2009

Champ

A cool person you like and respect for doing something cool.

"Jose Reyes(Mets player) is a champ because he wears his socks high."

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005

champ

n. child tamperer. name given to pedophiles in prison from inmates.

"have you seen the new guy in cell 23? i heard he's in here for being a champ"

"lets hope this champ will be dropping the soap"

by mother lover March 13, 2009

Champed

To hit in the face one time so hard the person is knocked out.

"Ortiz got champed in that UFC fight"

by jjthekid March 6, 2008

champain

(sham-PAIN)

A word that can be used to describe any number of injuries obtained while intoxicated

Sober guy- What happened there, man {points at massive disgusting bruises}?!?!

Now Sober guy- I don't know! I was too plastered to remember.

Sober guy- That's one nasty champain you've got there. You might wanna get it checked out.

by tecc91 June 12, 2009

Camps Lock

When you accidentally hit Caps Lock instead of "A" and post without proofreading, resulting in a post that's part-normal, part-caps.

Guy A: "And thT'S WHY I THINK FOOTBALL IS BETTER."

Guy B: Whoa, Camps Lock'd.

by Pheonix_Downer October 20, 2009

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010