Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!
by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005
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If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson
by tess December 31, 2004
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a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass
by Schergan December 28, 2005
Get the ASHLEE SIMPSON mug.Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II
'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'
by Sarah February 21, 2005
Get the Ashlee Simpson mug.the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. seen as the 'best friend' and the one you can talk to about anything. definitely trust-worthy, loud, sympathetic, fun all the time, and most of the time gets along with everyone.
person 1: 'whos that girl that you were just talking to?'
person 2: ' oh her. thats Ashley, my best friend'
person 2: ' oh her. thats Ashley, my best friend'
by aaayyyyyeeee ;) November 23, 2009
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( Literally means hole in the ass if you didnt know. ) Or imbecil as its the translation in spanish.
( Literally means hole in the ass if you didnt know. ) Or imbecil as its the translation in spanish.
by jonnie walke December 28, 2005
Get the asshole mug.Perfection, everything every man dreams of having. The absolute most goregous,beautiful girl to ever walk the face of this universe. Model status. Cheerleading beauty,she has every girls dream body. You'd think shes plastic. Real life Barbie? Possibly. Doesn't start drama with anyone unless they ask for it. Sweetest little girl you'll ever meet. Smart,but has a bubbly attitude. Most cheerful,helpful person I've ever witnessed. Body so tight for her age,waist so little but ass so big,perkiest titties ever. Gorgoues real long hair. Biggest puppy dog eyes ever. Skin flawless. If ever your reading this & catch this girl,don't let her go. Beautiful imagination,perfect friend. Will willingly sacrifice her own happiness for those she loves. Cutest little giggle. If she promises you the world,you'll get it. From Toms River East where she was adored, unlike any other girl you'll ever find,& I promise you that,the perfect little angel herself Ashley. My God,bless the man who has her. Luckiest SOB alive.
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