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Black Hole Thought

A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.
I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.
by wormsrule March 16, 2020
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touch the rim

1. The seemingly main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their weak ass game.

2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or foreign object.

3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.
1. i) Kid: “Coach, I know I blew that layup and cost us the game but I totally touched the rim when I missed. I swear to God, I felt the iron on my fingertip.”
Coach: “Get the fuck out of my sight you useless piece of turd”

ii) Frankie Muniz on Punk’d (thinking he’d just seriously been offered a role in a basketball movie): “Dude, I’d be great in a basketball movie, I can almost touch the rim dude. Seriously dude, ask my agent, I’m like totally close to touching the rim dude. I’ve been practising touching the rim. I rule dude.”

2. i) “Although we were just doing it doggy-style, as soon as Shirley felt my spit-covered finger touch the rim, she knew she’d soon be getting my cock rammed up her sweaty ass.”

ii) "Turning round to see the large metal wrench in my hand about to touch her rim, Tammy was alerted to the fact that being kidnapped and tied up was not the worst thing to happen to her this evening."

3. Patient: “When I sat down to take a shit in that bus station toilet, the tip of my dick touched the rim and now it’s turned green and burns like hell when I take a piss.”
Doctor: “Hmm, are you sure you haven’t just been screwing African bitches?”
by Silky Johnson September 1, 2004
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really though

the understanding of what was just said.
" hey yo, mexican food be giving me gas dawg. "

" really though! " ( it does.. )
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Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts is an expression that's used wrong most of the time. Real intrusive thoughts are unpleasant and should never be acted upon.
What most people mean to say is Impulse thoughts
Video of a man kicking an annoying kid down the stairs
Commenters: He let his intrusive thoughts win
by kiwidodo February 9, 2023
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Thought Pain

When someone says something so disgusting and mind-bending, you feel like momentarily killing yourself.
Lets say your sitting at your desk working on your computer, and your mom suddenly walks in and RIPS open your peehole.

Yes, you just experienced thought pain.
by jasonk123 January 16, 2006
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ThoughtWare

A technology invented by Hungarian inventor Gabor Sandor Acs which allows humans to communicate with a computer and between themselves without a keyboard, mouse or other mechanical device. Whatever thought appears in the mind instantly appears on the computer screen. Thoughtware is considered to be the Next Evolution in Human Communications Technology:
He used thoughtware to search for the online surfing history of his ex-girlfriend.
by Alex Gabor July 15, 2010
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tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.
Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers
by D-Block48 March 25, 2008
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