7 definitions by Silky Johnson

(aka- Tron Carter)

The world's most burberry-wearin', triflin' ass dude who lived in a house full of wild niggas (and one whiteboy) in "The Mad Real World" from Chappelle's Show.

(Also re-appeared as the world's richest man and in a special episode of Law & Order ..... "FIF!")
"See how Tron is liviiin', fo tha citaaay!"

"Some white briefs and cotton dockers, hahahahaha! What's the square root of this apartment? hahahahaha!"

"This right here is tha good shyit-ah! Drip drip drip ... Hey back up nigga! I'm makin' juice!"

"...and a banana cognac biyatch!"

"Hey Chad. I had sex with Katie too man .... Katie had some big ass tittays, hahahahaha!"
by Silky Johnson March 16, 2005
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1. The seemingly main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their weak ass game.

2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or foreign object.

3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.
1. i) Kid: “Coach, I know I blew that layup and cost us the game but I totally touched the rim when I missed. I swear to God, I felt the iron on my fingertip.”
Coach: “Get the fuck out of my sight you useless piece of turd”

ii) Frankie Muniz on Punk’d (thinking he’d just seriously been offered a role in a basketball movie): “Dude, I’d be great in a basketball movie, I can almost touch the rim dude. Seriously dude, ask my agent, I’m like totally close to touching the rim dude. I’ve been practising touching the rim. I rule dude.”

2. i) “Although we were just doing it doggy-style, as soon as Shirley felt my spit-covered finger touch the rim, she knew she’d soon be getting my cock rammed up her sweaty ass.”

ii) "Turning round to see the large metal wrench in my hand about to touch her rim, Tammy was alerted to the fact that being kidnapped and tied up was not the worst thing to happen to her this evening."

3. Patient: “When I sat down to take a shit in that bus station toilet, the tip of my dick touched the rim and now it’s turned green and burns like hell when I take a piss.”
Doctor: “Hmm, are you sure you haven’t just been screwing African bitches?”
by Silky Johnson September 1, 2004
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Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.
"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."
by Silky Johnson December 16, 2005
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1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.
1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

by Silky Johnson December 7, 2005
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Very simple definition .... dirtpiece is another word for asshole, rectum, shitbox, chocolate starfish or whatever the hell else you wanna call it.
She thought she was out for a romantic evening, a candle-lit dinner at a fancy restaurant, some sensual dancing, then home for a night of tender lovemaking.

Instead I took her ass to Mickey D's, dropped some body-popping, then went balls deep up in dat biyatches dirtpiece! Chuch!
by Silky Johnson April 4, 2005
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Urban London slang; short for "bargain".

Used in reference to any product or service which is reasonably priced - and therefore a bargain.
"Oh my days! That jacket is proper bargs bruvs!"

"Man's got some teefed playstation threes y'nah. I'll sell one to ya bargs blud!"

"Nah fuck Nando's min. I'm goin Sam's Chicken! Pure bargs tings ya get me!"

by Silky Johnson January 20, 2008
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1. a steryotypical lesbian
2. a loud mouth feminist carpet muncher
3. that bitch in your political science class
Ellen DeGeneres is a lesbotron.

Rosie O'Donald is one fat ass lesbotron.
by Silky Johnson December 15, 2004
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