shoulder monkey 

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.

Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!

shoulder monkey by beepers872 January 7, 2008

Shoulf 

Pronounced: (sh)OOLF VERB
1. The act of closing one eye to improved one's ability to text message, while under the influence of a considerable amount of alcohol.
2. Squinting so your phone isn't so damn blurry while trying to send a drunk text.

Last night Halle was so drunk she had to shoulf just to see who texted her.

Shoulf by Billy Minor March 2, 2008

shoudy

a way to acknolege some one cool with u in the dirty south

waz up with u shoudy

shoudy by lil j March 14, 2004

over-the-shoulder boulder holder 

A new Facebook term for the bra

Unless you are a misogynist, do not ask any female how much her over-the-shoulder boulder holder costs.

over-the-shoulder boulder holder by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

cold shoulder 

When a female rejects a guy after he tries to get into her under garments. Also, when one of your friends tries to compliment or hit on a girl, and she disses him. Usually reffered to in sign language by patting your shoulder, showing your wingman that your chances with the hot breezie is going down to china town.

Max was trying to be all slick n stuff, by telling Molly she had nice smelling hair, but she gave him the cold shoulder when she stomped on his nuts with high heels and left.

cold shoulder by Dennis of Btown September 8, 2008

shoulder shopping

looking for items on the highway shoulder while sitting in traffic

i was shoulder shopping during rush hour yesterday and found a leather jacket

shoulder shopping by kingoflb April 7, 2007

Shoulder-Shrine 

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.

Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.

Shoulder-Shrine by G. Robertson January 6, 2008