Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate

I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 18, 2017

Doesn't make science

When you have a topic about pseudoscience, religions, myths, or metaphysics

What is your horoscope?

I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!

You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.

Me: Doesn't make science.

by Matt Mufti July 25, 2021

king of the science

king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton

Isaac newton referred to as the "science King or The king of the science

by spiltz September 23, 2022

Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.

In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!

by Fuery February 01, 2023

Science Class

Science class is the most annoyingly pointless core there could possibly be. Something to note about all other subjects in school such as math, english, and history is that they actually are (for the most part) beneficial in later life. Science is not. It doesn't matter if you are flipping patties like spongebob or destroying earth with laser sharks. You don't need to know what homologous means or heterozygous or learn how to make a punnett square. You simply don't

Man I have Science Class this year I can't wait to learn all about a completely pointless subject even though I most likely will just be a minimum wage slave!

by h2ka March 01, 2024

Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done

“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
“Chaos, pure chaos.”

by weeser_ January 27, 2022