moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

Moose knuckle

When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name

Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!

by Redneck11 December 5, 2016

bloo moose

An "animal" first sighted in some sort of grocery store, most likely a walmart. This "animal" is considered dangerous. Its weapon? Incoherent babbling. The discoverer of this "animal" was a squirrel, his name was lost many-a-year ago. But in the squirrel's diary it tells of wat he talked about.
Entry 1:

RUN! The bloo moose is incoherently babbling!!!

by tcip23 July 18, 2009

Frothy Moose

Canadian sexual slang for a combination anal cream pie followed by feltching

Dude I blew my load in her butt and it ended up as a frothy moose.

by Campaign manager August 27, 2014

papey moose

A man of supreme physical looks, who is intelligent and very well respected

Prince, or king papey moose

by naparoo July 22, 2010

Moose Kunckle

When you wear your thong backwards

uMmMm, Moose knuckle is like a camle toe but different.

by *Who?* March 18, 2003

Moose Tongue

The sexual act of licking chocolate cake out of someones anus...

or

The act of fucking someone up the anus who has had chocolate cake shoved up there anus...

i.e.

last night he realy 'Moose Tongued' me...
I sucked his penis after...
it tasted great...

by Mr J.S.J.S May 17, 2009