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fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016
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Dick Mittens

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.
I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.
by Frayed_Moe November 9, 2003
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4 minute abs

something very funny that makes you laugh so vigorously that it is as if you are excercising in hopes of getting abs.
Oh my god, the products in that catalogue aimed at senior citizens were 4 minute abs!
by goby's old man's sister November 7, 2007
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New York minute

Really fast, lickety-split; just ask me and I'll jump on it.
I can whip up some martinis in a New York minute.
by octopod December 6, 2003
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one-minute

On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.
Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!
by Lynese March 5, 2006
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4 Minutes

A hit-song by Queen of Pop, Madonna (aka Madge, short for "your MADGEsty") that broke Elvis Presly's record for "Most Top 10 hits by a single artist, Ever".

Such a hit can only come from the Queen of Pop herself (along with Prince of Pop, Justin Timberlake)
"we only got 4 minutes to save the world! No hesatating, grab a boy, grab a girl"
tick tock tick tock tick tock!
by jackwalker October 19, 2008
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rollover minutes

Rollover minutes is when You dont you all your minutes on your cell phone, and the left over minutes go to the next month
"dude, you have a todal of 50 minutes left for this month. If you dont you use them jeff, the minutes will rollover to next month
by mariah November 7, 2004
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