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Johnathon

A real dick and girl stealer. Tall but head up his ass. Quirky personality and very ugly and attention seeking.
That Johnathon can give off mate.
by Dresa June 30, 2019
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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.
ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick
by the best pimp April 23, 2019
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Jonathology

The Study and Science of the works of Jonathan T Freeman. Oftenly used to describe something that is of interest in Jonathan T Freeman that is oftenly consider unusual to others and used in a personal way. As in wanting to record 24/7 nature videos, creating a micronation, creating a language, making your own constellations, etc.
Hmm, my friends seem to be interested in Jonathology all of a sudden!
by Jonthania September 15, 2019
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Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
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Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.
by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019
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Jonathan

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan
by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019
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