Jason Derülo Syndrome 

Jason Derülo (n) Syndrome: A person with a very large ego. Someone who thinks he/she is 'larger-than-life'.

It is commonly believed that rapper Kanye West has the "Jason Derülo Syndrome", and that he was partly cured by his appearance on the TV show SouthPark.

Person 1: "I am the next Michael Jackson. I'm the next Gandhi. I'm the next Jesus Christ."

Person 2: "Damn, you're being a Jason Derülo.", or, "I think you have Jason Derülo Syndrome."

Jason Derülo Syndrome by Quebuciosos28 September 14, 2010

Jason Statham 

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

Jason Statham by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Jason Waterfalls 

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

Jason Waterfalls by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016

jason bourne 

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

jason bourne by leviosa August 13, 2007

Jason Ellis 

Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.

"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"

Jason Ellis by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009

Jason Bourne 

To make a quick and stealthy escape using an elaborate, less common passage way, e.g., using a stairwell exit instead of the elevator.

Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."

Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."

Jason Bourne by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010

Jason demink 

A boatswains mate who really wanted a Navy Achievement Medal

All Jason Demink ever wanted from the Navy was a NAM.

Jason demink by Boatswain plane mechanic December 18, 2017