Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

Sport Fucking

The pursuit of sex just add to numbers or to add a new kind of trophy to one's list. Examples: fucking a cougar, a fat chick, a nerd.

I don't really understand why he does it. I guess he is just into sport fucking anything just to say he has.

by stilldixon August 26, 2014

the fucking

THE FUCKING

guy1: THE FUCKING

guy2: THE FUCKING

by killsolace February 18, 2021

total fucking godhead

Phrase associated with the grunge subculture. Used to describe a concert and/or drug experience for which other superlatives will not suffice. Originally coined by Sub Pop founder Bruce Pavitt to describe Soundgarden, later the title of a Nirvana bootleg.

"So after you smoked hashish, you saw the Melvins live. How was that?"

"Total fucking godhead."

by Dan Arreaga September 4, 2008

fucking magnets

a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"

ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?

4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another

ICP: wtf? h4x

by blakizzle April 19, 2010

Fucking with

1: a phrasal verb to describe the act of purposefully messing with, lying to, or agitating another person for ones own pleasure.
2: a term used to describe a persons tinkering with a machine or object.

1: Hey, quit fucking with me I am busy fucking with this damn lawnmower motor and I don't want my hand to get cut off because you are fucking around.

by jzsmitty February 8, 2009