Carrot Top

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot

"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"

by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006

giving top

When someone sucks you up

"Aye guh! You giving top."

by Billyboonyiscool November 7, 2013

muffin tops

when a fat person is wearing a way too small shirt and her fat hangs out of her shirt and over her belt.

"she has huge muffin tops."

by nick cash November 19, 2006

Blue Top

Slang for Burnette's Vodka. One of the cheapest vodkas almost guaranteed to have you completely smashed and also give you the rot-gut. Can be easily distinguised from a distance or poking out the top of a brown bag by its dark blue top.

Me - "What you gettin from the liquor store man."

Him - "Some Blue top."

Me - "Oooo I don't think I'm ready for all that."

Him - "Hell yeah Imma be rurnt tonight!!"

by MemphisP July 23, 2010

Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.

Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!

by Nick_Nack March 6, 2008

Top kill

An oil drilling term used to describe pumping mud or cement into a well to stop the flow of oil, it can also be used to describe the same situation in a toilet.

Dude: "After eating three Double Downs last night, I plugged the shitter and needed a plunger."

Bro: "Wow, you must've really top killed that motherfucker."

by tchotchkebg May 26, 2010

cherry on top

Something good that follows a series of other fortunate events.

A kicker

surburban home: like cherry on top
surburban home: c.o.t. feeling
surburban home: like you went to lunch at a good restaurant, went to a show that night, met the band THEN come home and find out kevin got fired
surburban home: cherry on top

by IanMacThreat September 2, 2005