sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016

sponge butt

A sponge butt is a big ass butt that soaks up a fuckton of shit and provides amble padding for extended periods of sitting. Also, may produce thunder like farting

My mom has a hell of a sponge butt

by Syralee February 20, 2017

spingled

Verb. The act of jokingly fondling the breast of an elderly woman with dementia.

Grandma just got spingled by a reindeer.

by DJ NEON June 19, 2017

Spongebob

"OH..... WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!! SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTS!!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH, THEN DROP ON THE DECK ON FLOP LIKE A FISH!!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS!!"

"Spongebob is the best show ever"
"I care to disag-"
"Try me Nancy, do not tempt me"

by Ryryque June 21, 2017

splingle

To twirl and wipe out after the process of twirling.

"Hey dude, remember that autist from school? He totally splingled at lunch!"

by Gopnik Keikei May 15, 2018

Spongebob

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. The series chronicles the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?'' SpongeBob SquarePants

by AriesAiken August 10, 2018

spongebob

a nose flapping genius

Mommy,can I watch spongebob the sponge cake?

by idkwuttotype January 26, 2019