The Speed of Pain

1) The speed of which pain travels when it is inflicted on an individual.

2) A song by Marilyn Manson.

1) I cut off my arm and it instantly hurt.

2) Rick went emo after listening to 'The Speed of Pain'.

by Mojojojojo January 24, 2009

Big 10 Speed

An oxymoron. Big 10 football plays so slow people call jokingly call it "Big Ten Speed." This is largely due to the disturbing amount of white players you'll see on teams like Wisconsin, Iowa, and Northwestern.

Jason: Man, is this Wisconsin-Minnesota game being played in quicksand?
Dan: No dude, it's just that Big 10 Speed.

by TonyEusebio November 3, 2013

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

laser speed

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

Ner Speed

1.The rate at which you are going so fast your body's natural reaction to the force is to say "ner". 2. A movement faster than the speed of light.

"The racers were driving so fast they achieved ner speed!"

"I got so excited when the roller coaster started to go I yelled "Ner Speed Ahead!!!"

"In order for the astronauts to reach Uranus in a reasonable time, they must go ner speed to get there."

by Coud_10 December 7, 2009

Bumblebee speed

Adjective used to describe the method of Vernon Reid's guitar playing.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Living Colour solo?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was at bumblebee speed!

by RedmanMetallica May 30, 2010

feel my speed

To be in tune with the latest styles, lingo, skills, or information. Mostly used in reference to someone who isn't -- one who doesn't feel your speed. Usually said by someone way ahead of the crowd in trends, fashion, skills, or information. Used in reference to a race where one is among (or no where near) the leaders and can (or can't) feel the roar of the other engines.

1. That punk don't even feel my speed, and he ain't never gonna.

2. Feel my speed, bitch! (Catch up to where I am)

3. Now you're feelin' my speed.

4. I whipped his ass so bad in one-on-one, he couldn't even feel my speed.

5. That brotha came so fast she couldn't even feel his speed. (sometimes it's a bad thing.)

by kevnar July 31, 2006