sigma

very alpha and doesn't need anyone
male

"I'm so sigma

by shortmidgetman February 29, 2024

sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

Sigma

A short man, likely with a Napoloeon complex. This type of man is either a toddler on Youtube shorts or a middle aged, balding man who has mommy issues and multiple divorces under his massive belt. You will likely find a subscription to Andrew Tate's off-brand Masterclass and a frequent sprayers card to Axe body spray in his arsenal.

Sigma: How dare you ignore me, i am a sigma male!
Cashier: Sir we have no more extra fat bacon, i'm afraid there is nothing I can do
Sigma: *mantrum commences*

by blackberryenthusiast March 5, 2024

Sigma patty

When you make a Chicken patty sigma

Person one: What are you making?

Person two: A sigma patty.

by Correlophus March 6, 2024

sigma chode

brayden’s penis

brayden has a sigma chode

by kitten pie March 8, 2024

sigma sauce

sigma sauce is the most goated skibiti ocky sauce of all time

emma: hey can you pass me the sigma sauce for my fries?

julian: *busts a fat load all over the fries*

emma: thank you for your delicious delicacy of a sauce!

by dockyocky March 10, 2024

Sigmadi Toilet

A sigmadi toilet refers to the most sigma and skibidi of them all, perhaps maybe even rizzy and in ohio

Brendan I can tell you are the destined Sigmadi Toilet

by IamIamHi March 11, 2024