Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024

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Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.

James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?

by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024

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SAREMACLONNBEVELI

A Bemmimgfilm about a street baller thoooobjgunigga and relbjaloods beat down a south west baller 👌 😎 🙌 👏 👍 until later on in the day he gets shot by the south west baller big red known as the owner of relbjalooDie row record's and the law breakers and Lonnie junior mobfia and the other thoooobjguniggas rush him to the hospital where he dies. Onenie benningfield junior 1onnie Benningfield junior LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started SAREMACLONNBEVELI camera's on I. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 2, 2024

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Schemaneuntic

sche·ma·neun·tic /ˌski məˈnju ntɪk/ adjective
1 : characterized by twisting words or sentence structure to confuse, deceive, or appear clever
2 : relating to the art of manipulating language for persuasion or control
adverb sche·ma·neun·ti·cal·ly
: in a schemaneuntic manner
verb sche·ma·neun·ti·cize; sche·ma·neun·ti·cized; sche·ma·neun·ti·ciz·ing transitive verb
: to manipulate wording with hidden meanings, tricks, or power dynamics
noun sche·ma·neun·tics plural in form but singular or plural in construction
: the practice or techniques of schemaneuntic language manipulation

Etymology: coined by Rocky Kingston, August 17, 2025

sche·ma·neun·tic adjective/noun
Synonyms
word-twister, language-manipulator, sophister, deceiver, rhetorician, equivocator, spin-doctor
Antonyms
straight-talker, clarifier, honest-communicator, direct-speaker, truth-teller, unambiguous, forthright

"Dude, his schemaneuntic way of talking made it sound like he wasn’t responsible, but we all knew he was."
"Her schemaneuntics were so good that she could make a lie sound like the truth just by rearranging a few words."
"He argued schemaneuntically, making sure every sentence had a double meaning to keep everyone guessing."
"She schemaneunticized her apology so it still sounded like an insult, but technically, she ‘apologized.’"

by Rocky Kingston February 16, 2026

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Schemander

To meander while shuffling your feet aimlessly--most likely under the influence of poppers (Not endemic to the gay community--just mostly them)

I got stuck behind a group of guys schemandering through the mall after lunch; just dragging their feet like zombies with nowhere to be because picking them up was apparently too much work.

by FancyFeet February 19, 2026

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