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Politicians can control milions of people at once and do whathever they wish with them.
by Qinetix June 18, 2011
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politician

something that everyone should aim for and fire till it falls.
politicians suck decomposing elephonky dick
by judahwar July 12, 2011
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politic

"poli", from the Greek 'poly' meaning 'many'; and aka +, "tics", blood sucking parasites = "many blood sucking parasites".
by The Altruen June 12, 2014
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politician

Someone who is miraculously always "misquoted" and whose words are "taken out of context".
After the politician was caught on camera saying that he hated the country, the politician said that his words were taken out of context. The context was that he didn't know he was being recorded.
by FalseAgent August 19, 2016
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Politician

Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.

Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.

Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).

If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Only a fool would trust a politician
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Politically Correct

People making the truth less harsh.
Ex. Farting is not Politically Correct. Expelling alternate gasses is.
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Politcal Party

Function: noun
Etymology: From Lation "politicus" and Middle English "partie"

A group of zealots who blindly fight for stupid causes; A waste of time and intellect.
I refuse to be part of any political party! All you democrats and republicans please stop asking!
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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