magic the gathering 

or more affectionatly known as "Tragic the saddening"
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.

-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....

magic the gathering by Jenny April 15, 2005

magic fist 

when you punch a whore in the cum flaps so hard it leads to instant penetration, thus making the fist to vanish. Now that's magic.

'Can you explain this for me please?'

'yes doc - i was had the tv changer in my hand flicking thru all the cable shite when mom said we were broke and how we could do with a magic wish right now to sort things out'

'I guess you mis-heard her then?'

'Fuck you cockknocker!'

magic fist by Anonymous February 28, 2003

magic penis theory 

1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.

3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.

1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"

magic penis theory by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003

magic mushroom 

The tip of my boyfriend's cock.

I love sucking on his magic mushroom.

magic mushroom by ST May 8, 2004

magic carpet 

pussy *snatch* muff* fuckhole* meat flaps*

" Her carpet was trim and tight "

magic carpet by Jkap November 2, 2003

Magic Ink

From the anime Inuyasha. A demon named Kotatsu once dropped a shard of the Shikon no tama jewel in a pot of ink, and ever since then, everything drawn with this ink comes to life.

Ultimately, the magic ink requires human livers to retain it's power and Kotatsu winds up it's final victim.

Magic Ink by Delf October 13, 2003

Magic Beans

Mike and Ikes

Hey Bruh you got the magic beans?

Magic Beans by LCM Dictionary September 7, 2016