Human Extrament

Human Extrament is not poop, instead it is anything "extra" that comes out of the ass. Included in the category of Extrament are: Farts, Anal Leakage, Blood, ect.

Bill: "Dude I've got the worst swamp ass of all time!"

Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."

Bill: "Word."

by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011

Human bottle rocket

The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.

Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket

by Lemonachi_man January 24, 2021

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.

Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.

by shtoven December 13, 2010

Human

A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.

Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.

by Aliens_The Superior Race October 2, 2009

Humans

See also: Parasites

Humans will suck the earth dry, then sob to their various denominational deities when there is no clear water or food.

by handssmelllikerubber December 26, 2010

Human Cannonball

1) When a person jumps into the water from a high height to produce a large splash.

2) An Atari game long out of commission.

3) When someone wears too little clothing into a public shopping area, while also being obscenely obese.

Dude! See that chick? What a Human Cannonball!

Eew, do you see the human cannonball on aisle 3?

by Oakstaff January 10, 2012

human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.

me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.

by Aira October 4, 2003