Heath

Heath is a man who is lazy. He always has sexual fantasies and he will never do his chores in time. He is a horny bastard who will do his sexual fantasies before actually working.

He is such a Heath.

by WelshBoyWilliams January 12, 2016

heather

The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.

Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?

Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!

Big Hope : Was she any good?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....

Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!

Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?

Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!

by Michelle Pussythrusts December 28, 2007

Healthy Breakfast

A group of really crazy friends. It is well rounded too, like a ginger colored strawberry blonde with braces, a blonde who turned brunette with a crack personality, and the other girl who is the essence of insane. They are all different, but the same, and make life hilarious. Also they annoy older teenagers, their parents, and normal people.

Mint: I am a unnamable colored person.
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!

by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 14, 2009

Healthy Paranoia

Checking something multiple times to assure yourself that something is correct or safe because you are aware of the consequences of it being not safe or correct.

I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.

I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.

by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016

not healthy

something that isn't socially or emotionally correct. Something that doesn't look or isn't right.

that pig is going out with a jellyfish, Thats not healthy...

by ... July 10, 2003

Heather

A Heather is a Flower. But also is a person. A Heather has a great personality, and shares her feelings. She is nice hearted but sometimes gets ticked off. She is warm blooded and the nicest friend you'll ever meet.

Heather is a Mother and a Flower.

by RaeIsBossss July 23, 2015

Hearthstoned

When you've played too much Hearthstone; and you need to stop, but you can't.

"Guys I'm Hearthstoned right now.... Please help..."

by Zarias August 26, 2015