heathered 

being so incoherently drunk that you can't remember a thing from the night. occassionally you may puke on someone/drunk text your mom. the worst kind of blackout imaginable.

"omg i was so heathered last night i texted my mom and told her i was blacked out! shes gonna fuckin killlll me"

" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."

heathered by howayou_alice March 1, 2010

Heathered 

Being paralyzingly embarassed after uttering something stupid.

H-"I got gas last night"
N-"...What?"
H-"FOR MY CAR FOR MY CAR"
(That bitch got heathered)

Heathered by legzztheblond July 12, 2006

Heathered 

When someone sends a very emotional massive amount or "wall" of text to you via AIM, text, or any other form of typed or written communication

Wow, I'm getting heathered right now, she's so upset

I'm heathering them right now, hang on

Heathered by Matty Matt Matty January 8, 2009

Heathered 

Getting passed around at party for rough sexual pleasure

Alice was getting heathered at Bryan's birthday party.

Heathered by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003

Heathered 

A BIG ASS BITCH! More like an evil cold hearted bitch, but she's nice sometimes. Verb

This bitch heathered me last night and told me to fuck off if I didn't do what she asked. I said fuck you heather!

Heathered by Sneaky Snake March 31, 2005

heathered 

The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care whether or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You deceive yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.

I feel so bad for Donnie right now. He is such a good guy, but just heathered right now.

heathered by yo yo yiggity yo2 May 12, 2011

Heathered 

folded, bitched, flaked, blacked out, pulled trig, fucked up, screwed up

"you fucking heathered"
"she drank so much she heathered"

Heathered by heathered May 6, 2018