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being so incoherently drunk that you can't remember a thing from the night. occassionally you may puke on someone/drunk text your mom. the worst kind of blackout imaginable.
"omg i was so heathered last night i texted my mom and told her i was blacked out! shes gonna fuckin killlll me"

" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
by howayou_alice February 21, 2010
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When someone sends a very emotional massive amount or "wall" of text to you via AIM, text, or any other form of typed or written communication
Wow, I'm getting heathered right now, she's so upset

I'm heathering them right now, hang on
by Matty Matt Matty January 08, 2009
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A BIG ASS BITCH! More like an evil cold hearted bitch, but she's nice sometimes. Verb
This bitch heathered me last night and told me to fuck off if I didn't do what she asked. I said fuck you heather!
by Sneaky Snake March 31, 2005
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The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care whether or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You deceive yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.
I feel so bad for Donnie right now. He is such a good guy, but just heathered right now.
by yo yo yiggity yo2 April 21, 2011
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folded, bitched, flaked, blacked out, pulled trig, fucked up, screwed up
"you fucking heathered"
"she drank so much she heathered"
by heathered May 06, 2018
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