Hearthstone 

F2P btw

Person: I got legend with an aggro brainless Even Paladin in Hearthstone. f2p btw

Hearthstone by OTK magma rager deck June 2, 2018

Hearthstone 

Hearthstone is a digital battle card game set in the WarCraft universe from Blizzard Entertainment.
You can select one of 9 heroes in the WarCraft universe, each with their own single hero ability, hero-specific cards and available-to-all-heroes neutral cards to battle other players in a random-but-fair matchup on Blizzard's own Battle.net to earn more cards and raise your ranks among other players.
Hearthstone will be free-to-play with random card packs available for real-money purchase. Though this might discourage some players, the game matches you up with opponents of closely identical deck (card value wise).
ALL cards can be bought with in-game gold which is earned by completing daily quests, winning a set amount of games and playing Arena mode. Furthermore, all cards in your collection can be broken down into "Arcane Dust", a form of material to create ANY card in the game.
Hearthstone is designed to streamline the tcg (trading card game) formula to provide equal parts fun and challenge to players of all levels. This is the current to-go entry-level battle card game for novice players.
The game was announced at Penny Arcade Expo, March 2013 and entered closed-beta in August 2013. Open-beta will begin from December 2013.
Hearthstone will be available for PC, Mac (currently available for closed-beta) and iPad. iPhone and Android version are expected Q4 2014.

Bob: I FINALLY got all the cards in Hearthstone, now I can sleep after 72 straight hours of Arena.
Bill: Did you get all the GOLD cards?

Hearthstone by eyestaker November 25, 2013

Hearthstone Nerd

The type of nerd who sits alone at home playing hearthstone because they would rather play with digital cards than real ones. The will, most of the time, not smash raw.

Julien, how can you pick up chicks but also be a hearthstone nerd??

Hearthstone Nerd by chickendicktip October 21, 2019

Hearthstone Hell 

Whenever Swagsplif goes live for any length of time.

Oh boi looks like ol swag is back in Hearthstone Hell again.

Hearthstone Hell by TheHeauxAreLaughing October 6, 2018

Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: Yo bro, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait ait

Hop on Hearthstone by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

Hop on Hearthstone

Hop on hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.

Timmy: yo dude, hop on hearthstone
Snortulf: ait, ait

Hop on Hearthstone by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025

Healthstone 

A conjured item that heals you.

But don't use it, just blame the healers when you die!

Scud, the main tank, did not use a single Healthstone for the entire raid.

Healthstone by DannisReynolds May 29, 2020