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National fuck your ex day 

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?
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National Ex Day 

December 9th, National Ex Day. It's not official for you unless your ex popped up in your SnapChat memories today.
Mark: My Ex jus popped up in my "a year ago, today" snap
Lukas: Well yeah I mean it's, National Ex Day

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Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06
"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."
Fed Ex by Crizzy-G November 16, 2006
Simulated Erotic Experience. In layman's terms, beating your meat. It is commonly used as a way that nerds can sound like they got laid in locker room chat. Since it is pronounced as 'sex', innocent bystanders will assume that the speaker is more manly than they would otherwise.
Chad: Hey, guys, I just had S.E.Ex. last night! It was awesome. lollollol.

Butch: Wow? Really?

Chad: Yeah dudes. She was smokin' hot. i totally pwn3'd her.

Butch: I would totally believe you if you didn't post that retarded thing on UrbanDictionary last week. Wanker.
S.E.Ex. by Kaleid February 6, 2010
Nickname for the cencal city of Exeter, California.
"yo, you chillin in v-town tonight?"
"na, i'm kickin it in da ex"
da ex by smellslikechicken December 21, 2006