Skip to main content

doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
mugGet the doctoral feces mug.

ball dock

What your testicles or balls would "dock" against when getting oral sex. Chin.
guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.

guy 2: Excellent!
by TFer Rhombic December 9, 2008
mugGet the ball dock mug.
Related Words

Head Doctor

head specialist throat nurse dome expert
A nigga is harder than a brick, time to visit my head doctor.
by Djaye December 16, 2018
mugGet the Head Doctor mug.

spin doctor

An operative who uses his platform to influence the perception of a person, organization, or event. Like a damage-control PR person.

Most often this is in the political context, usually conservative, with the spin doctor masquerading as a journalist or "expert in the field" to lend credibility to what's actually just a PR line cooked up by the right-wing.
After "Deep Throat" finally revealed himself as W. Mark Felt in May, 2005, a parade of spin doctors, old Nixon cronies and convicted Watergate felons appeared in the media, trying to tarnish Felt in any way they could, to distract from and lessen in the public's mind the enormity of the crimes they'd committed 30 years ago.
by Super Genius June 7, 2005
mugGet the spin doctor mug.

Docta Dre

Cheap ass weed usually with a purchase price of twenty-five dollars for an eighth native to the Hudson river region.
Yo let's whip the Taurus down to the highrise, grab a dutch and cop some docta dre.
by kfunky69 November 17, 2009
mugGet the Docta Dre mug.

rug doctor

an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.
Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.
by luvsjbs May 11, 2008
mugGet the rug doctor mug.

penetrative docking

a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.
"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*
by VWASP October 31, 2007
mugGet the penetrative docking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email