pussy cannon

Bad-ass machine gun.

I shot the fuck out of those guys with my pussy cannon.

by firepit comedy April 25, 2010

cannonballing

When a man farts while sitting on a nonporous (usually leather) seat and the gas expanding from his anus rapidly pushes his nuts forward, approximating the behavior of a pneumatic piston or cannon. Frequently catalyzed by the presence of tight pants and/or sweaty ass/thighs.

Dude, it was so hot this morning I was cannonballing all the way to work in the old Caddy. Gotta get me some cloth seats, or stop eating fuckin' breakfast burritos.

by Bendy May 22, 2006

Zeus cannon

In the movie "Final Fantasy : The spirits within" The Zeus cannon was constructed to make one final strike at the 'alien' gaia.

Zeus cannon at 100%. We fire on your command.

by some guy June 9, 2003

special beam cannon

The ultimate fighting force. Use sparingly.

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Cantonese

a spoken language in China. Cantonese boys tend to be really attractive.

Girl 1: Hey that Asian boy is so fineeee. I wonder where he's from?
Girl 2: Cute Asian? He's probably Cantonese.

by taaaaadaaaaa August 18, 2013

n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

by reed April 27, 2004

cannonball

A metallic, spherical object that does not hover nor float. Often shot out of a cannon.

The feather floated. Much in the way a cannonball does not.

by fiddle November 6, 2004