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sucka

"Dog pubes in yo mouf, sucka!"
by reed December 24, 2003
mugGet the suckamug.

polluted snowflake

a black person who is actually quite white and insists on calling his numerous caucasian friends "snowflakes"
by reed January 6, 2005
mugGet the polluted snowflakemug.

Pingree

A sick ass private school in South Hamilton. Filled with preps and high standards...amazing athletic ability is required to attend.
Scot:Hey do you go to that awesome school pingree?
Reed: yeah I get laid everyday
by Reed December 24, 2004
mugGet the Pingreemug.

Grotesque Impalement

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.
"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement
by Reed May 5, 2006
mugGet the Grotesque Impalementmug.

hash

An extract of marijuana made up of resin you smoke it but it is not the same fucking thing as weed .... if you thought it was you've probably never smoked weed... honestly weed and hash are not fucking synonyms
by REED June 10, 2003
mugGet the hashmug.

graspulus

the painful act of grabbing a womans boobs until they explode.
by Reed April 23, 2004
mugGet the graspulusmug.

Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.
When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.
by Reed November 29, 2004
mugGet the Puckeredmug.

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