naked bowling

during a camping trip or other event when there are multiple men or women sleeping in sleeping bags together and one of the people yells "NAKED BOWLING" and then gets out of the bag and rolls over the other sleepers.

Note: all sleepers must b of the same gender

man i can't believe kyle went naked bowling in the tent last week, my mouth was open and everything

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim December 5, 2007

Chinese Bowling

Be warned: A Dirty Sanchez isn't quite as vulgar as Chinese bowling! This is one phrase that might actually be too dirty for Urban Dictionary. It required lot's of grease(not lube), feathers, and a beaded necklace. ...you may want to have lot's of paper towels on hand as well.

Many people prefer to light incense when they do this to cover up some of the odor.

The act is usually initiated via an unusual invitation like a hidden message in a fortune cookie.

"I had to throw burn my sheets after last night. We went Chinese Bowling!

by Official Science Person December 7, 2010

Boofing

The act of inserting a anal lube launcher that is filled with your choice of party favors that are powdered mixed with water or other liquid substances known as vessels!

I sure enjoy a good boofing twice a day sometimes even three!

by Nicademus March 18, 2018

booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

by russian_reversal November 10, 2008

bowling

The act of getting a blow job while sitting on the toilet.

I went bowling with my girlfriend last night, and accidentally, I let one slip out.

by M Mullett April 10, 2008

boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee

Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you

by davecyberd January 8, 2011

Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

by yummyza January 3, 2007