wastemon 

Originates from the east coast as a slang word to describe someone, usually a grown man who is literally a waste of life and shouldn't exist.

Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...

Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together

Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?

Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon

wastemon by iiQwasyii February 19, 2014

Jilly-wasted

Perfect state of drunkness

I can't wait to get Jilly-wasted for my birthday!

Jilly-wasted by JillyRozay September 3, 2011

Food Wasted

When you eat so much food at one time you start to feel drunk.

Taylor went to a buffet and got food wasted so she couldn't drive home.

Food Wasted by tay&franki October 24, 2011

Time Waster

A person who contacts a company and engages in a long dialogue, full of questions and requests, with the proposed intention of buying a product or service. This dialogue can go on for days or several weeks, but the person does not purchase the product or service. A time waster is also someone who keeps saying he will pay tonight but never does.

That guy is a time waster. He's been emailing me for weeks, saying he is going to be our product but never does.

Time Waster by Baldness Banished August 22, 2016

dress over the ass wasted 

When a female is so drunk, she does not care that her dress has ridden up so much that her entire ass is exposed. Even if you inform her, she will do nothing to fix it...probably responding with something along the lines of "you like it".
Only counts if she's wearing a thong or nothing.

*girl goes running down the street with a foot of ass hanging out from her dress (or what was once a dress).*

1: "Check out that girl! She's dress over the ass wasted!"
2: ( to girl) "Hey, I can see your ass!"
Girl: "You like it!"

dress over the ass wasted by ASBU March 20, 2010

Wet Walter 

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy

Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter

Wet Walter by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009

wasteyute 

A person who thinks their cool as shit but is actually a loser ngl.

My guy your such a wasteyute.

wasteyute by baby18 April 9, 2019