splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016

Sponge

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 7, 2017

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

Sponge

The sexual act of spitting on another's genitals for foreplay rather than lubrication.

I love sleeping with Yasmin, I just wish she didn't try to sponge me each time.

by Wardeeee July 30, 2017

sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 30, 2017

splooge lagoon

A man or woman who has had many guys ejaculate inside of him or her.

She is such a splooge lagoon, she has fucked the whole batallion.

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018