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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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Feed the machine

When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.
It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.
by Little m1ke January 12, 2023
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Feed Cone

Verb.

Standing in a cone attack in World of Warcraft.
Did you feed cone that pull Smixxy?
by Conefeeder January 13, 2023
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Urban Dictionary Force Feeding

The act of sending the same definition to Urban Dictionary repeatedly with minimal editing in the hopes of it getting accepted.
Did your absolutely essential definition get declined? Try Urban Dictionary Force Feeding!
by ChameleonDragon October 25, 2019
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Bird Feeding

Bird Feeding is when 2 people are kissing after one of them have just vomited
Bird Feeding is also when 2 people are kissing and one of them vomit in the mouth of the other
Daniel: "Bro, what did you and Stacy do last night?"
Greg: "Bro, no cap, she was Bird Feeding me last night"
Daniel: "what the fuck ew"
by Oykel December 4, 2020
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feed the ducks

Phrase made popular by none other than Kelly McCoy as a way to say “go f@$k yourself” or “leave me alone.” Similar to the saying, “kick rocks
I don’t have time for your drama. Find a hobby. Why don’t you go feed the ducks
by Phoenix35 December 14, 2020
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feed your kids

Slur.Normaly Thrown at Liverpool fans as a retort when the said Liverpool fan says something the other fan or fans didn't like. A dig at poverty and the food bank outside Anfield. Abhorrent behaviour.
You don't know what you're talking about, Jordon Henderson has never been a good footballer. Just feed your kids man
by Kookyflukes February 23, 2021
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