When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
Get the Red Chainedmug. ME: do you remember chain chomped , THE OTHER GUY: oh yes I remember him he's a cool dude. CHAD: that's cool...
by marygold skin from fortnite April 14, 2021
Get the chain chompedmug. A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.
by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024
Get the last link in my sausage chainmug. Paige uhhh I mean faith yeah she’s my ball and chain, like I’m whipped to to hell (Ooo I’m so in love with you)
Akos: Hey Paige (sorry Faith) I love you so much but I can’t tell my friends what I’m saying
Paige (Faith): Hahah that’s ok bitch, we are so secretive so please don’t tell them
Akos: Your my ball and chain
Paige (Faith): Hahah that’s ok bitch, we are so secretive so please don’t tell them
Akos: Your my ball and chain
by dog shagger September 11, 2021
Get the Ball and chainmug. Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.
"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016
Get the Cheat Chainmug. matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever
by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025
Get the matt chainsmug. Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!
by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022
Get the chain malemug.