Vinny Testavagina

NFL quarterback who threw the October 17th Dallas Cowboys -vs- Pittsburgh Steelers game when he "fumbled" the ball.

The Cowboys could miss the playoffs if Vinny Testavagina keeps shaving points.

by Matt Shannon October 20, 2004

wind tunnel tester

a racial slur directed towards a person of asian decent. their eyes resemble someone that has a heavy wind blown in their face. the squinty eye looks like they are standing in a wind tunnel.

that wind tunnel tester is driving 20 mph under the speed limit with their blinker on

by mentz8 January 21, 2009

azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

by Cashatoo September 3, 2006

Spaghetti Test

A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.

"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."

by JEpher July 14, 2015

Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 17, 2001

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Vagina Test

A way of ranking ladies on a pass or fail system based on the hypothetical state of their poontang.

If theres a chick who is attractive but is also with a lot of guys, picture what its like behind her fly:

Soft Clean Canyon = Pass
Moldy Bat Cave = Fail

Dude #1: "Jamie is Hott"

Dude #2: "Yeah but she's such a cock -loving whore and compeltly fails the vagina test"

by Rexperience January 7, 2010