telstra

The shittiest telephone company/ISP around.
AAARRRGH!!! Fucking internet fucked up again!!!
by Telstra SUCKS!!! March 23, 2004
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Bad company, rip off telephone network. Shitty internet.
"The most secure computers in the world are ones NOT connected to the internet. That is why I recommend Telstra BigPond ADSL."
by Dylan June 26, 2004
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1. The name given to something that takes without giving.

2. An alternative word for evil.

3. Telstra fits with the definition of a physco-path. Complete disinterest in the wellbeing of others. Actively causes other people to suffer to fulfil its own desires.

4. Lawbreaker

5. Liar
The Telstra never returned the promised service but happily took large sums of money.
by Telstra Duped Me February 14, 2008
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A shitty phone company that causes lag to 90% of australia.
James was talking on ventrilo untill he pulled a telstra and was not heard of for 5 days.
by hatestelstra October 18, 2010
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The reason I'm stuck on dialup. Argh.
If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*
Tel$tra.. *Shakes fist* Gah.
by Anonymous December 19, 2004
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Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
by IHateTelstra February 05, 2017
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Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them
Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.
by Telstra is cancer June 05, 2015
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