swimmer

Mostly wandering about 90% naked most of their lives, swimmers, in fact, are usually homosexual... especially ones by the name of Eddie. Some of them might have potential for great bedroom antics, but lack the skills to woo a woman... therefore resorting to masterbation or same-sex relationships with their colleagues.

The swimmer spent most of his day in the water with his team mates, therefore his oppurtunity-cost of working on women skills was spent practicing for the big meet.

by Aanik August 30, 2006

Swimmer

someone who swims in a chlorinated pool so often that their hair becomes an ugly shade of yellow and becomes all wirey. They also occasionally grow moles out of differant portions of their body (including the penis) but does not get acne all over the places of cheeks, forehead, or the genitals.

colby is a swimmer. he has a swimmers penis, everytime he turns around you can see his yellow pubic hair.

Colby swims so often that he got ugly yellow swimmer hair.

by Mark Schofield July 20, 2007

Swimmer's Ear

Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.

Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.

by Coinage13 June 4, 2015

Swimming

An activity that is done as a survival technique, not a sport.

Jim: Lacrosse sucks!
Tommy: Swimming is not a sport!

by Tommymahman July 30, 2017

swimming

another word for saying that you had sex with somebody

"how did your date go last night?"
"oh me and bob ended up swimming!"

by H@ELEYYYYYY April 26, 2008

swimming

1.) The physical act of getting "high" by smoking or otherwise ingesting any or all portions of the marijuana or "weed"plant. Often associated with the slang term 'purple hippo'.

2.) The act of submerging or surrounding most or all of one's body underwater. Bodily sensation feels as if one is able to float in midair.

1.) God: "Hey...we should totally go swimming. Right. Now."

2.) Little Johnny: "But Principal Andrews! All the cool kids have been swimming all day and I don't know how!"
Principal Andrews: "Oh Johnny boy, don't you worry! I'll teach you how to go swimming like the teachers do and you can be just as cool as everybody else at school! You'll even be able to teach other kids to be cool like you!"

by Ry Man August 11, 2006

synchronized swimming

A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.

We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.

by anjr00 July 17, 2003