scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010

Scalpage

The area in and around your brain cartilage on the tippy top where the roots sprout out

"Betty got her hair braided so tight it pulled her scalpage and caused a headache"

"You know scalpage damage could cause irreversible brain damage if not treated correctly"

by Buttbeans September 6, 2018

Scalpel

Lighter, fire, torch

I've got it loaded and ready. Scalpel?

by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020

Scalpolini

The act of making someone yawn by ‘jawning’ within close proximity of the other person.

Could either be affectionate or downright copying.

Oh I made you yawn, now you are performing a scalpolini

by YawningGyal5000 January 27, 2022

Scalpy

Word used to describe someone who smells like a dirty scalp or unwashed hair

Jake is so scalpy today

by Foxy124 March 6, 2022

Waistband Scalping

When your waistband tugs on your pubes and it starts pulling them out.

I have a bad case of Waistband Scalping.

by VestiaryGolem2 June 19, 2018

scalientide

A scab on your asshole, either left alone or picked off.

Dude, I took a gnarley shit, now I have a scalientide.

by Lil' Brittle August 19, 2006