Dang, I want her to slob on my knob
I am so horny hey girlfriend can you come slob on my knob real quick?
I am so horny hey girlfriend can you come slob on my knob real quick?
by FluffyWolf June 4, 2018
Get the Slob on my Knob mug.Basically how I lost my virginity
It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.
Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.
Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
by WWW.COMPASS June 12, 2023
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The best/worst/ultimate, even better than dogs bollocksoriginates from a particularly vile porn film involving canines and women, where the woman concerned accepted penetration from the dogs knob as opposed to just licking their bollocks. Nowadays dogs knob is accepted as a compliment.
Q. "Did you have a nice day?"
A. "It was dogs knob" or "It was Dogs"
If you are a loaded reader you would say "it was the bollocks" (This just shows that you watch too many top 50 shows on channel 4 /5
A. "It was dogs knob" or "It was Dogs"
If you are a loaded reader you would say "it was the bollocks" (This just shows that you watch too many top 50 shows on channel 4 /5
by Telboy September 24, 2005
Get the dogs knob mug.a woman or man whos nipples are very similar is shape, texture and appearance to door nobs. ie. they are smallish at the base and then get a lot larger twards the end of the nipple. they appear swollen, as if people have tried to open something with them, like a knob.
"woaaah, check out the knob nipples on her!"
"she has door knob nipples"
"those nipples look like they could open doors"
"she has door knob nipples"
"those nipples look like they could open doors"
by kirk lizard 9 January 4, 2009
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Get the blue knob mug.by Laffy Taffy 09 August 14, 2006
Get the sloba knob mug.When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.
"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."
by Floppage January 11, 2012
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