4chan party van

1. noun The people who come after you when you post child porn on 4chan.
2. adjective Used when describing the people who go after you for doing bad things.
1. Bitch: Hey, where's Dave and his neighbor's kid?
Whore: The 4chan party van took him away. The kid's safe now.

2. Bitch: Did you see those bitches who took Dave to court?
Whore: Yeah, they were some 4chan party van type fuckers...
by Ryssy November 18, 2007
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white van man

a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.
male pikey + white van = white van man
by surrey rules December 30, 2003
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Mexican Mini Van

5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.
" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"
by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009
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Van Wilder plan

Academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.
"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."
by Greybush January 24, 2008
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Statutory Rape Van

A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.
Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.
by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018
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Eddie Van Halen

If Jimi Hendrix is Jesus, then Van Halen is Saint Peter.
"Holy shit," Someone watching Eddie Van Halen play.
by Sanitykiller June 17, 2009
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rip van fucktard

a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.
This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.
by husein January 15, 2007
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