When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.
by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012
Get the spider shits mug.Catholic. You go to church on Saturday night, get your church on. Then Sunday start your new week of debauchery and sinful living. Spoof on The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Michelle to her co-worker: "I'd like to invite you to church this Sunday."
Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"
Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."
Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."
Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."
Betty: "Thank You, what church do you go to?"
Michelle: "It's the Church of Latter-Day Saints."
Betty: "Oh, I used to go to the Church of Saturday Saints and Sunday sinners! We had bingo, spaghetti suppers with a beer garden, wine with Communion. You go to church Saturday night, look all churchy, then the next day go back to being you! Come next Saturday, get reset to zero again."
Michelle: "Oh, never mind then..."
by Turkey Trot March 31, 2011
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A very unprofessional Band who often bring a guy dressed like corn on stage and break there own instruments in the middle of the show. If you hear on of there songs you have just about heard then all.
If you closes your eyes at the show you would think you are hearing a crappy Paramore Tribute band. Also they have a bad stage presents while not singing the singer Julia looks uncomfortable on stage. She thinks see needs to talk a lot but it is better if she keeps her mouth shut.
Some members of the band just need to grow up and stop humping the air on stage oh yes you know how I am talking about.
Over all if you wana see a joke on stage go see them. If you want a good band with awsome stage presents stay away......
P.S. The Lead singer Julia Urban Dictionary's her self who dose that???
If you closes your eyes at the show you would think you are hearing a crappy Paramore Tribute band. Also they have a bad stage presents while not singing the singer Julia looks uncomfortable on stage. She thinks see needs to talk a lot but it is better if she keeps her mouth shut.
Some members of the band just need to grow up and stop humping the air on stage oh yes you know how I am talking about.
Over all if you wana see a joke on stage go see them. If you want a good band with awsome stage presents stay away......
P.S. The Lead singer Julia Urban Dictionary's her self who dose that???
"Hey man did you get the 30 request to see that crappy Lyra shines"
"Yea I did, never been begged so much to see a crappy show"
"Yea same you going?"
"No saw them once and thats all I needed to see."
"Yea I did, never been begged so much to see a crappy show"
"Yea same you going?"
"No saw them once and thats all I needed to see."
by Girl who hates crappy bands. April 7, 2010
Get the Lyra Shines mug.A word used by a small group of folk, to derogatively refer to something or someone, that they believe to be sub-par in terms of character, presentation, motivation, quality or performance.
That bike's proper shintsy, I'd rather walk the 10 miles to town, than suffer riding that piece of shit.
"Are you coming to the pub Micky?" "No, I'm proper chonged, and can't be arsed with the pub tonight" "Come on, stop being so shintsy!"
"Are you coming to the pub Micky?" "No, I'm proper chonged, and can't be arsed with the pub tonight" "Come on, stop being so shintsy!"
by Shintar March 14, 2023
Get the Shintsy mug.Danish girl writing really bad poems and rewriteing lyrics, often justed as torture forcing people to listen when Shinsio reads her newest poem. If she does say they are good you should probably run like hell!
Shinsio: wanna heart my newest poem? It's really good i promise
Caught: Nooo please don't!! I'll tell you whatever you want!
*Shinsio starts reading the poem not aware of the caught mans screams*
Caught: Nooo please don't!! I'll tell you whatever you want!
*Shinsio starts reading the poem not aware of the caught mans screams*
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
Get the Shinsio mug.A verb meaning to do something very sneaky and underhanded, especially by sly women, but is so well perpetrated that you almost can't be mad. Also a noun being one who does such things. The past tense is the same. the adjective is shinksty and the adverb is shinkstly. Possibly a variant of the German "Sheist" which is "to steal" which became "heist" in english, but more than likely was just the first thing out of some shmoe's mouth when he realized he'd been had by some broad.
-"...and that's when I realized that the shinksty bitch had taken the whole bag and drove off in my car while I was asleep."
-"And she put the mail and the paper on the table and turned on the coffee?"
-"Yeah. God, I love her."
-"And she put the mail and the paper on the table and turned on the coffee?"
-"Yeah. God, I love her."
by PGoodyWoody March 24, 2009
Get the Shinkst mug.A party or other social gathering where shirts are not mandatory by one or more male partakers. A style made famous by J.Deglan
by Lenny2121 April 22, 2010
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