shit delirium 

Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.

George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.

shit delirium by JoeyD-PSC November 20, 2010

Shit Pedaler 

A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.

Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.

Shit Pedaler by SHLA March 7, 2014

Shit Snacks 

A glorious swear phrase used often by Pam from the TV Series Archer.

Holy shit snacks!

Shit Snacks by mselisabs January 17, 2012

Shit cunt slag 

Not only a cunt, but the lowest cunt possible, plus being a slag! Either in terms of a provocative woman or some runabout or joey!

Yeh that bitch was down the club the other week, probably fucked the whole street. The shit cunt slag!

The geezer is just some fucking joey, he’s a shit cunt slag!

Shit cunt slag by TommiPat November 10, 2021

shit-filled

This has no definition, it just would be really funny in the urban dictionary mug sentence.

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shit-filled by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

shit ninja 

Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there.

It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.

Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)

Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)

shit ninja by Duo47 March 2, 2009

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.

Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.

Shit Knuckled by Dispenser January 25, 2016