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machine gun fellatio

an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.
Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.
by orgabulator June 20, 2004
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Rage Against The Machine

Millionares who became rich by telling us all how much they hated capitalism.
Many of their fans fail to realise that the band and its record label are a big part of the very 'machine' they claim to be 'raging against'.
See hypocrite or Michael Moore.
I will admit that their songs are good though.
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005
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The Machine Gun

When a guy gets a BJ from a random woman and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA
Friend: Hey man what did you do to her last night?
You: Oh I just gave her The Machine Gun all over her face
by MistxLobsters August 3, 2017
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booty machine gun

The act of shitting all over someone in rapid succession for sexual pleasure. You must also eat the excretion for the mating ritual to be complete.
Man 1: WOAH BRO! Me and my gf did the booty machine gun last night!
John: Sounds tasty. You should let me try with you sometime.
by FuckAss64 December 24, 2019
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green machine

when you puke in a girl's vagina while giving oral sex
OMG MOM!!!! Rob green machined me last night and it keeps leaking out!!!!!!
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macintosh

1) Lets compare macintosh to an airline:

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

2) Here are some comments on one of the entries speaking in defence of macs:

"You may have used Macs at some point in your lifetime, doesn't mean you know everything about them. Stop spreading BS."

I probably know more than you, even though I use Windows:

Most software that is developed for Macintosh (other than the {shitty} OS itself) is written using Microsoft Visual C++ Cross-Platform Development Edition. Guess what? VC++CPE runs on WINDOWS ONLY! In other words, macintosh is the WORST choice for programmers/developers such as myself. kthx

""Adobe abandoned them" Yes, that's why they still actively develop Mac apps. What a steel trap mind you've got!!"

They still develop Mac apps, true, but guess what they use to develop them? Microsoft Visual C++ Cross-platform Development edition! (see what I mentioned about VC++ above)

"" that cant run any good programs." Macs started the desktop publishing revolution, were the first computers to run Excel natively, were the first computers to run Photoshop natively ... the list goes on and on."

But can they run command-line tools like most other OS's like Windows, Linux, etc??????????? NO. Granted using a GUI (Graphical User Interface) program is easier but command-line programs tend to be faster, smaller, less runtimes, etc. And if you weren't a complete retard then you wouldnt have any problem whatsoever using a command-line tool/program.

"D. They aren't paperweights. I'm using a Mac right now damnit. Anyone with HALF A FUCKING BRAIN knows that Macs are useful. Your little Windows mags even use Macs in their art department. Mhm, that's right."
Hmm... you know what was probably used to develop the Macintosh painting thing or w/e its called? microsoft visual c++ cross-platform development edition. (See what I mentioned about that earlier in this entry.) Get that fact into your thick skull, k?
To sum it up,

Windows > Macintosh
All other OS's > Macintosh

yeah...
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Macking

To get ladies without really trying, its what real players do, kind of like being a pimp
by Aaron "G-thing" August 29, 2005
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