All my friends are Linguistically Inclined
by FuckAss64 December 10, 2019

The act of shitting all over someone in rapid succession for sexual pleasure. You must also eat the excretion for the mating ritual to be complete.
Man 1: WOAH BRO! Me and my gf did the booty machine gun last night!
John: Sounds tasty. You should let me try with you sometime.
John: Sounds tasty. You should let me try with you sometime.
by FuckAss64 December 24, 2019
