Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Burger jock

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.

Whilst travelling our tour was completely overrun by burger jocks.

by Jay654321 December 3, 2014

Jocks

Jocks (noun) Jocks are Irish slang for underwear or “boxers”

E.g “Stall on there Johnathon I’m after shitting me jocks”

by JahnomanExt December 12, 2020

Jock Trip

a sub label of the style prep, now defined as its own swagger type.

Prep- for typical teenage behavior, in areas like clothing, school behavior, and sports participation, classic, intelligent.

-preps usually are more ambitious and/or image-conscious than others.

Trip- meaning the Swagger itself represented

Ayyy, my boys rockin' his jock trip today

by swaggeright December 7, 2010

socky jock

An individual who will always smell like a seamen covered sock, like the ones used after masturbating

“shut up chris you socky jock motherfucker”

by Gonkaholic January 24, 2024

Nigger Jock

The act of straddling a hairy man, defacating on his chest and rubbing it into his chest hair. This act should leave the feces stiff enough to stick to his chest after drying.

The vice principle caught me gorping his dead pregnant sister and suspended me, so I'm gonna have some friends hold him down in the alley after school so I can nigger jock him.

by DickGulper April 8, 2025

hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.

Homie had drugs hiding jock.

by Olejb January 30, 2016