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jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.
"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack
by oml.zebra June 14, 2016
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Jock

Jocks are just no good people who date cheerleaders and have fun in beating people up. When they grow up they end up playing video games in their childhood basement.
The jock is a bully.
by Jock hater13 October 23, 2018
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jock

y'all saying jocks have no brain or are arrogant. tf bro have you ever met some SPORTY guy whose sports ethics are VALID yet he wants to have fun at parties? y'all influenced by stereotypes need to STOP.

that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.

the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
jock is playing with his friends
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
by apoollo January 9, 2019
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jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018
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Jock Incel

A person who uses going to the gym as an excuse to belittle women. Usually because they have been hurt by a girl, and they don’t know how to process it with their toxic mentality and weak masculinity.
Remember whilst bitches are breaking hearts, you’re making yourself better’ - A Jock Incel
by StopBlamingWomenBrad February 4, 2021
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Jock

A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.
“Stay away from the jocks, they can be a bit rough.”
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
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Jocke

An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.
Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-

Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.

Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020
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